Tag: laugh
member name: ML S.
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November 22, 2008 08:37 AM EST --
I know not why you beep at me.
Beep at me incessantly.
I treat you to bytes untold.
So why do you feel the need to scold?
Your keyboard I tap a ratta-tat-tat.
It's gone, oh no, oh dear, oh drat. . . .
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November 26, 2008 03:31 PM EST --
On the first day of Turkeymas my true love gave to me...
One mutant sized turkey
On the second day of Turkeymas my true love gave to me...
Two televisions to watch football
On the third . . .
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November 28, 2008 04:16 PM EST --
See all the people running down the aisles like lemmings
Trying to get all their gifts and holiday trimmings
Sales galore they scream and shout
One frazzled woman yelled her husband is a lout
Mad . . .
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January 01, 2009 04:28 PM EST --
Once there lived a tiny little c
Wondered why oh why they pick on me
He went from sentence long and short
He liked to party and cavort
Until one day there came a time
And he became stuck . . .
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February 10, 2009 10:45 AM EST --
I sleep to dreams of living in WalMart
Have my own personalized cart
I know I know, it's called something different now
Hold your horses, don't have a cow
Why would I want to live in a store . . .
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November 25, 2008 06:53 PM EST --
How bad is the credit crunch? So bad that it is forcing those in the upper reaches of the economic ladder to cut back on their bedroom pursuits. More specifically, they are being forced to . . .
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November 29, 2008 11:01 PM EST --
Once upon a time there was a reindeer named Chet
He couldn't go straight on a bet
Up and down and side to side
He gave Santa a good old ride
From roof to roof and back again
I think he's . . .
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December 02, 2008 10:50 PM EST --
What is The Holy Church of Bacon? Glad you asked. Mainly because I have not one clue other than I stumbled across this gem today while roaming the interwebs. Quite an interesting and . . .
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October 06, 2009 04:50 PM EDT --
Once there was a fart Quaintly named Hieronymus Bart Quite certain he was malodorous He really was most heinous Took on a life of his own For nobody would claim this Bart of renown Forced to live a life . . .
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December 02, 2008 06:42 PM EST --
That's right. That's right. Stephen Colbert has called out Kanye West. West, self described icon for all time of his generation of the decade or something screwy like that, has . . .
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